heisenbergchronicles:

Better Call Jimmy: Spotted on I-25 today in the ABQ. That hairpiece is so good, you might not recognize him, but that’s everyone’s fav criminal lawyer, Saul Goodman, known in the pre-BrBa timeline as James “Jimmy” McGill. And yup, the phone number works. Give it a ring! (x)

heisenbergchronicles:

Better Call Jimmy: Spotted on I-25 today in the ABQ. That hairpiece is so good, you might not recognize him, but that’s everyone’s fav criminal lawyer, Saul Goodman, known in the pre-BrBa timeline as James “Jimmy” McGill. And yup, the phone number works. Give it a ring! (x)

No Doubt - Just a Girl
141 235 lectures!
Date someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant.
(via merde-noms)
nbchannibal:

Look what arrived today! Tiny precious murder toys!

nbchannibal:

Look what arrived today! Tiny precious murder toys!

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

music-geek-fandom-freak:

catladyinwaiting:

actual german compound nouns:
Staubsauger (vaccuum cleaner, literally “DUST SUCKER”)
Vorhang (curtain, literally “HANGS IN FRONT”)
Wasserkocher (kettle, literally “WATER BOILER”)

AS SOON AS I SAW “HAND ANKLE” (Handgelenk) I KNEW THESE WERE GERMAN TO ENGLISH TRANSLATIONS.

lilsighs:

effington:

somnambulant-directives:

29 Celebrity Impressions, 1 Original Song

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